Wild ponies, then dragging us away

On every trip, I discover a place I hate. When we drove east two years ago, it was St. Basile, N.B. (our car broke down and we were trapped in the centre of Hades for two days). When we drove West last summer, it was Idaho (twisty mountain roads in the dark; no coffee). This time, it was Virginia Beach. All the tacky with none of the charm. A hateful, soulless place with the dirtiest, crummiest hotel I’ve ever stayed in – and I’ve stayed in some pretty ghetto places. We couldn’t leave there fast enough, especially since it was Adventure Day.

A lack of cussing doesn't make Virginia Beach any classier.
A lack of cussing doesn’t make Virginia Beach any classier.

We set Hester the GPS to take us north, on the understanding that we would sometimes ignore her, if something shiny caught our eye. She knows us pretty well by now, though, and we were soon on our first adventure – crossing the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel. A bridge tunnel, you say? Yes. Seventeen miles across the bay on a bridge that twice dives into the ocean, becoming a tunnel, putting so much pressure on our ears we had to break out all the car gum. It was gorgeous, and really neat. Apparently you can hire a guy to drive your car across the bridge if you’re nervous about these things, and I considered it, but it’s actually a smoother, less terrifying ride than going across Confederation Bridge. It was a breeze.

We found an honest-to-goodness hillbilly flea market. It had church-hall-type folding tables stretched along the edges of a dusty parking lot. Beyond, there was nothing but peanut fields. Sellers hawked books and used clothes and old Barbies — $1 each or 50 cents for the naked ones, clothes sold separately. We had to listen carefully because the sellers’ drawls were so thick. Most everyone was in a pickup, except the guy and his dad who drove up in a blue Camaro. Their dirty blonde curls were barely reined in by their ball caps. Another guy walked around in mirror shades.

Outside the NASA education centre at Wallops flight centre.
Outside the NASA education centre at Wallops flight centre.

Just outside Wallops, Va., we turned a corner and discovered dozens of the largest satellite dishes I’d ever seen. We’d stumbled upon a NASA flight facility, out there in the middle of nowhere. The facility itself is protected by high wire fences, but we spent some time in the education centre, pleasing Trev to no end.

Our plan was to go to a wild horses refuge on the island of Chincoteague. Hester the GPS decided we ought to take a shortcut, which was an adventure in itself, as we navigated a narrow, barely paved one-and-a-half-car-width, two-lane road. She has a weird sense of humour, our Hester, but in the end she did get us to the reserve, and to a strip of beach where the kids could play in the surf and run off some of their energy. And we did get to see two wild ponies – pintos, grazing away as about a dozen carloads of tourists pulled up very quietly and took thousands of pictures.


We now find ourself in the very hotel we were in nearly a week ago. We’re an hour or so south of New York and that much closer to home. Tomorrow will be a hard drive with no adventures and no touristing. We’ve had a pretty good time, but it’s time to be home now.

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3 thoughts on “Wild ponies, then dragging us away

  1. I usually end up hating a particular place, but not because of the place, usually because of the people. In Shanghai there was a street behind a Ferrari dealership.. it was like opposite world. Full of dirty, smelly people waiting in line for a bowl of soup, or pawning off really, really bad knock-offs… the watch I bought from some guy a few streets over was a real Gucci by comparison. But this one woman…. this one woman, who was holding a baby (who was most likely rented, from what I heard later), came up to me, and started hitting me with a McDonald’s cup. Rather, she was holding the cup in her fist, while she was punching me, presumably demanding money. She stood in front of me, almost making me trip over her and the baby… just what I needed. I walked over to the cops, with her still hitting me and trying to trip me up, and once she saw where I was going she finally buggered off. I have to say that’s the worst place I’ve ever been… that street, with that crazy woman with the rented baby assaulting me and expecting me to to give her money. weird.

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    1. Rented babies. There’s just nowhere to go with that. I’m not sure whether I’d feel annoyed at the manipulation or sad because some other woman took a few pennies to rent out her child. Odd.

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      1. I felt more annoyed. Imagine if I HAD tripped and she ‘fell’ and the baby got hurt? I do NOT want to be in a Chinese jail, or any jail for that matter.

        Then there was the time a 2-year old kept following me, no parents in sight. She just kept talking and talking and talking. Keep in mind that I’m walking around at 2am – what else am I going to do in Shanghai while I’m wide awake at 2am? wait.. don’t answer that 😉 But unless someone had warned me beforehand, my instinct would have been to try and help the kid, which would have been a major mistake. If that happened anywhere in north america, it would be a very different situation. I ignored her completely (which is what I was told to do by my friends beforehand), and when I crossed a street, she stood there with a disgusted look on her face, shrugged her shoulders, turned around and walked back the way I came.

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