SAN ANTONIO, Tex. – I will remember the Alamo.
I will remember the in-city drivers (douchebags).
I will remember the strict rules inside the Alamo shrine (don’t take pictures: broken; don’t touch the wall: broken).
I will remember the screaming baby (we forgot to feed her).
I will remember the Alamo beer (took the edge off).
Sorry you didn’t have a good time in San Antonio
It wasn’t San Antonio’s fault. Just bad timing.
mom & dad visited the Alamo & I mentioned how much I’d like to be there. He said “not much there”, you know grandpa. I’m enjoying your vacation, without the hassle, ha ha